Sunday, April 6, 2014

marriage series 2 you only live once

You only Live Once
Indians by and large  do not like  their children “falling in love.” That should apparently happen only after the marriage is consummated! If they do find a partner, a hundred reasons are brought out for the unsuitability of the boy or girl.
Sally was a true blue Jacobite, a Christian sect only slightly different from the Catholics. She fell in love with a Catholic sailor an officer in the merchant navy.
“You cannot marry him Sally” announced father, “what will the neighbours say?”
Mother was more pragmatic, “It does not really matter what the neighbours say. She is our only daughter and let her be happy.”
Father was even more angry. “You are a stupid woman. How can she be happy other than with a Jacobite?”
Mother was not going to let that pass. “What makes you think I stayed with you all these years other than for the sake of the children?”
Father glared at her. In his view, women should silently stay in the kitchen and cook. It was bad enough that he allowed his daughter to work after her master’s in microbiology. That was where she had met the wretched sailor.
“We are searching for an alliance for you.”
“No” announced Sally.
He got up to wallop some sense into her. She sped out the back door. Years of drinking, diabetes and obesity had taken their toll. By the time he got out of his chair she had disappeared down the road.
They arranged a marriage for Sally. With emotional blackmail, [“I will die if you marry a catholic! I will commit suicide) they managed to persuade her to agree to an arranged marriage.
She was dimpled and attractive, he was tall lean and mean looking. Within 6 months of marriage their troubles started. Some one told his mother all about her affair. The lady took great pleasure in taunting her son. “You married a floozy. She still goes to the internet café when you are not here and speaks to him”.
One with his mother was  usually shortly followed by a session with his wife. He beat her , she hit him back. Not satisfied  he tried to choke her . She was afraid for her life.
She spoke to her parents. “It can’t be that bad,” said her father, it must be just a few slaps.”
“Why should I be slapped?”
In the face of Sally’s belligerent attitude, father and mother went to reach a “compromise.”
The son-in law and his mother screamed and shouted loud enough for the entire neighbourhood to hear. “Your daughter is a prostitute. Out of charity we have not thrown her on the street. She can come back here if she apologizes and says she will have no contact with you again.”
Even father balked at that.
“What  about the flat that is in her name still and the Rs 500000 that I deposited in her bank account?”
“Peanuts for my son. Oh yes , I want the flat also transferred to his name.”
Sally refused to enter the house. “I will not apologize, you want your son to kill me.”
A curious crowd was gathering, so father quickly bundled them into his car and drove home.
“We will try again tomorrow. Let us take the priest with us.”
Sally could not take it any more. That night when “all was still” she crept into her parent’s room and searched in her father’s wallet. There was Rs 3000 in it. She deftly removed it.
She silently went out  the door at 5 am. There was a bus leaving for Bangalore. She bought a ticket and got in.
Father was so upset the previous day that he had downed a great deal of whisky. By the time he awoke from his stupor it was 9 o’clock.” “Coffee he bellowed, “I have a head ache.”
The house was silent. He went down to the kitchen. His wife was there. “Where is Sally? I want my coffee.”
“I heard you . I can’t find Sally and my legs hurt.”
It took them half a day to realize the money and Sally were missing. Mother wanted to call her brother. “Let me call him, he will know what to do. Or else let us call her husband.”
“No “ thundered father “think of the disgrace.”
“Disgrace? She may be in danger.”
He snatched her  mobile out of her hand.
Sally finally reached Bangalore, exhausted and dirty   with an overnight bag. She took an auto rickshaw to her brother’s house.  He looked at her in shock.
“What are you doing here?”
Sally said,”I left  home. I am going to my boss tomorrow to ask for my job back. I am going to stay in a hostel. I just need you to put up with me for a few days till I settle these matters.
Brother looked at her with a great deal of respect. If only she had shown this grit the first time around!
Sally got  job with her old boss. Her expertise in industrial microbiology was a are commodity and they had not really found a replacement.
A couple of years down the line, she had managed to put down the down payment on a car and an apartment . She did not bother with divorcing her husband. The boyfriend? He was still not married. When his ship docked in India he came by for a few weeks. She was not about to take any earth-shaking decisions in her life right now. She was in touch with her mother, her father refused to speak to her and her brother supported her. After all, she reasoned, unlike James Bond, you actually “Only Live Once.”

Dr. Gita Mathai

The writer is a paediatrician with a family practice at Vellore.
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Made in Heaven Marriages series 1

Marriages made in heaven
I am actually a paediatrician, but when the children (patients) grow up and have to attend adult medical clinics, they are not too happy. Most of them migrate back to me, with medical problems spouses in tow. This means that when  patients who come into my consulting room   may be  ill, pregnant or want to have children. When I start asking the “history” before I can proceed too far, they  say in an embarrassed fashion “we had a love marriage.” The make it sound like a fault.
Marriage is an union between two individuals, whether their parents arranged the love  or they discovered  it themselves. Both can lead to a lifetime of happiness or be doomed to failure from the word go.
A mother in law (an elderly lady) missed her appointment.
“Why? “ I asked . “You have diabetes and high blood pressure. Both are uncontrolled. Missing appointments is really not such a good idea!”
“Doctor,” she replied, “ my son is in a state of depression. He has not gone to work for a month.”
“Why?” I asked. I was beginning to sound like a parrot.
“When my son reached 10th grade he flunked. I sent him to work in a mechanics shop. He has been working ever since. Even though he is very experienced, people tend to go to mechanics who have qualified from colleges, even though they lack his experience. He is not doing well. So I decided to get him married. “
I did not see the logic of this.
“Why marriage? How will that help his carrier?”
“He needed some money to start a mechanic shed of his own. I found a girl who was not too well educated. She had only studied up to 5th grade. Her brother is a primary school teacher though, teaches in the government school. They were willing to pay dowry.”
I am constantly amazed by the way parents educate their sons. Girls are not encouraged to study and there is a feeling that they do not need an education to make chappatis. This was a classic case. The son a school teacher and the daughter 5th std!!!
“I wanted a daughter-in –law to help me with the house work. Educated girls won’t work. They think it is beneath them.”
Personally I think that they are more likely to efficiently utilize their time, understand the importance of hygiene and educate their children.
Anyway, the girl apparently produced two children in rapid succession. After that she lost interest in housework, mother in law and even her children. She did not seem to think their homework needed supervision. Maybe the syllabus was beyond her comprehension!
Soon after her husband left for work she took to going to the neighbour’s house, to the market and the bus stop. She always had some excuse. “I wanted to buy vegetables. I went with Malini next door to help her.”
The mother –in law said “ you know doctor, I was better off when my son was not married. At least then I had to cook only for the two of us. Now I have to bather the children, get them ready  wash the clothes and cook the food.”
Apparently she tried to complain to her son. After a couple of days of constant nagging by his mother he took to beating his wife. That was probably the only way he knew to react and solve the problem. He thrashed her badly one evening.
His wife wept and disappeared the next morning as usual. This time she did not appear in the evening.
The mother-in law said, “I thought she went to her brother’s house”. She said as much to her son. After three days even the neighbours started to whisper about the mysterious disappearance of the girl. The son decided to take action. He went to his brother in law’s house.
“She is not here. What do you mean my sister has been missing for a week. What have you done to her?”
“We, “ said the son, “done to her? Your sister is a lazy negligent good for nothing woman!”
“If that is the case,” said  the brother ,” you seem to have had no problem producing two children!”
Accusations and counter accusations followed. It all ended in the police station where the brother claimed “dowry harassment.”
The female police inspector  concurred.
Since elections were just around the corner, the police took the complaint very seriously. It took them all of three weeks to crack the case. That is because the body of a young woman was found hanging from the fan in an inexpensive hotel in a town around fifty kilometers away. She had been murdered and then hung to make it appear like a suicide.
The brother accused the son and he and his mother were taken to the police station.
The local MLA intervened and it was established that they could not have taken her away from the village. Transporting a dead body was not possible. They could not have done it from the village . They had not hired an auto rickshaw. If it was a bus other passengers would have noticed a dead body!
They were released.
A couple of months later they found that she had actually become romantically involved with an autorickshaw driver. He seduced her and promised her martial paradise. She ran away with  him. He took her to the lodge and invited two of his friends as well. They raped her repeatedly and kept her tied up when they went out. Finally when she was no longer useful they killed her.
They were caught because they scouted for a second victim. She rebuffed their advances. They tried to pull her into the autorickshaw . Her vigorous self defense and loud shouts attracted the attention of passers by and  they were caught trashed and handed over to the police.

Dr. Gita Mathai

The writer is a paediatrician with a family practice at Vellore.
If you have any questions on health issues please write to