Friday, June 29, 2012

USA here I come


Travelling
“Oh lucky you ! Imagine travelling to the USA so often. What fun!”
I make a trip to the USA every year. My son lives in Iowa. That is exactly across the globe on the other side from Vellore India where I live. (When they do not have daylight saving there is a 12 hour time difference). Every year I undertake (what is literally a pilgrimage ) to see him.
I say nothing. The journey speaks for itself. 3  hours and 40 minutes to Delhi. Then 19 hours to Chicago. Another hour from Chicago to the nearest airport to Iowa, a place called Cedar Rapids. Not really a holiday. I arrive exhausted, jet lagged  and dirty. By the time I recover it is time to go home again!
This time I decided to fly Air India. It was the cheapest by Rs. 20000. No surprises there, their pilots were on strike. Other airlines actually had begun advertising, “fly an airline not on strike!”
As soon as we boarded the flight, the airhostess started the safety lecture, flailing her arms around as she showed us the emergency exits. 
 The elderly Indian woman next to me clutched my arm, “I don’t like it when they do that. I feel afraid. Anyway if we crash we will all die.”
I decided it was going to be a very long flight.
The air hostess continued, “the oxygen masks will drop down from overhead” etc etc .
The gentleman in front of us (open shirt collar and visible  gold chain) unbuckled his seat belt and jumped up. He started to fiddle with the overhead hatch. The air hostess stopped in mid sentence and tried to push him down. The purser arrived. Finally they strapped him back in.  
“Don’t get up from your seat “ announced the hostess later, “we will be serving the meal shortly”.
Immediately three people (2 women and a man) got up and went to the toilet. The came out after some time and got jammed up behind the trolley. Great manoeuvres went on while they tried to get past, as everyone hungrily eyed the unappetising air line food.
Things could only get  better. Another lady got up and left the overhead bin door open. A bag fell out, but luckily did not brain the passenger below.
“We are stopping in Frankfurt to refuel.” The announcement reduced the lady next to me to further panic . “I thought it was a direct flight?”
So did I, but with the on-going Air India  strike may be the pilot had refused to fly the whole distance?
At Frankfurt  we were told, “please remain on the aircraft .”  Immediately a tall woman clad in  burkha got up and walked out the open plane door.
“Where is she going?” asked Ms Panic.
“Perhaps she is getting off at Frankfurt.” I reasoned.
“No, this is  a direct flight to Chicago.”
It was a little unnerving.
The security officials boarded the pane. “Everyone  please identify their baggage.”
A brown suitcase remained an orphan.
The security official lifted the bag and disappeared through the open door.
“Whose do you think it is? That lady’s?” asked Ms panic, “do you think she is a terrorist?”
“If she is , don’t you think she would have chosen a less conspicuous black bag? That brown is so bright!”
Departure time and there was panic. The hostess kept asking a Ms Siddiqui to identify herself.  No one moved. Ms panic and I suspected she was the one who  had offloaded herself. We discussed this softly in Hindi. Finally an hour later we were ready for departure. Siddiqui and the brown suitcase never reappeared.
Chicago resembled the hive of a honey bee on a working day. Everybody rapidly conveying themselves, walking, on rapid transit systems and escalators, purposefully moving -----.
I found my terminus and gate and settled down. It was easy to pick out the seasoned travellers. They kept their  eyes down and fiddled with their gadgets or read books. The large screen television repeated the news over and over again.
It was a welcome relief to see Cedar Rapids—except, my luggage was apparently still in Chicago.
Oh well, I always leave a few clothes in Iowa, they promised to locate and deliver the luggage in 24 hours and tomorrow is another day!

Dr Gita Mathai can be contacted at gitamathai@yahoo.com